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A brief history of the world....

Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.

They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer %26amp; would go to

the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of

beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man

to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and

together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2

distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of

agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented

yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting

for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how

villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night

while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is

known as "the Conservative movement."

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live

off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing

the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the

Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into

women. The rest became known as 'girliemen.'

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of

cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of

Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives

provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most

powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by

the jackass.

Many modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most

prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like

their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have

higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers,

personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group

therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule

because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still

provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,

lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police

officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes and generally

anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other

conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers

and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans

are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals

remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They

crept in after the Wild West was tame and created a business of trying

to get MORE for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

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Funny!

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kind of long and not that great

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nay! not to great, great try though

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i didnt read it, nay. too long

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too long to read!!!!!

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